Here's my all time top 10 reasons I know I'm a mommy..
1. I show up many places in my gym attire.
2. Most people are surprised to see me in any other attire.
3. Wearing full face makeup is "event worthy" and I get upset that I went through the trouble if plans get cancelled..same with my hair.
4. I can't remember if I wash my hair in the shower..so sometimes it gets washed twice..but, since I can't remember..how do I really know?!!
5. Sometimes people ask if I've gotten a haircut, but it's mostly because I've actually showered and washed my hair...probably on the days I wash twice..!
6. I find myself randomly inspecting and yes, picking my poor kids nose..ya glorious...I know!
7. I get more excited about my kids birthday than any event all throughout the year.
8. I need a few more cups of coffee in the morning...that might be because I'm tired or getting older...who cares.but, I can't have a serious conversation without first consulting the coffee pot..and on a good day reading my bible and saying my prayers..!
9. I can sing the jingles to most cartoons..at random times..and have even found Scott and I will whistle them at others.
10. When going out alone..which is rare, I can't help but to check the backseat.
Yes, I'm sure your list is better..but, that's all I got for now..!
1. I show up many places in my gym attire.
2. Most people are surprised to see me in any other attire.
3. Wearing full face makeup is "event worthy" and I get upset that I went through the trouble if plans get cancelled..same with my hair.
4. I can't remember if I wash my hair in the shower..so sometimes it gets washed twice..but, since I can't remember..how do I really know?!!
5. Sometimes people ask if I've gotten a haircut, but it's mostly because I've actually showered and washed my hair...probably on the days I wash twice..!
6. I find myself randomly inspecting and yes, picking my poor kids nose..ya glorious...I know!
7. I get more excited about my kids birthday than any event all throughout the year.
8. I need a few more cups of coffee in the morning...that might be because I'm tired or getting older...who cares.but, I can't have a serious conversation without first consulting the coffee pot..and on a good day reading my bible and saying my prayers..!
9. I can sing the jingles to most cartoons..at random times..and have even found Scott and I will whistle them at others.
10. When going out alone..which is rare, I can't help but to check the backseat.
Yes, I'm sure your list is better..but, that's all I got for now..!
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